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This was the only road in or out of this winery. There were at least 50 cars from this North Meets South Porsche 356 car club group who drove up and proceeded to block the road with their vehicles. We had already done our wine-tasting & made our purchase but were forced to spend another hour and a half up here because we couldn’t leave and these jerks would not move their cars. In addition, they kept making moronic jokes about us being stuck until they were ready to leave. I guess it’s a good thing nobody had a heart attack, emergency vehicles would have been unable to get there!

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  1. rjh1213
    June 2nd, 2011 at 14:08 | #1

    Fantastic!

  2. carderel
    June 2nd, 2011 at 14:43 | #2

    Looks like someone found the filters menu in photoshop!

  3. TheDamn?ushroom
    June 2nd, 2011 at 15:18 | #3

    The solution: take the largest pick-em-up truck nearby, hitch to the 356′s bumper, take out zee trash. The cheering of the crowd will drown out the whining of the dipsticks.

  4. wanderingnome
    June 2nd, 2011 at 16:08 | #4

    LOL, DamnMushroom! That would have been a perfect solution if someone had been able to get a truck up there!

  5. salsablue
    June 2nd, 2011 at 16:26 | #5

    wheres a monster truck when you need it? That would have fixed them… :)

  6. wanderingnome
    June 2nd, 2011 at 16:46 | #6

    LOL, salsablue! The thought did cross my mind!

  7. leadand
    June 2nd, 2011 at 17:23 | #7

    I would of complimented them on their "nice" volkswagons and then started kicking underpowered ass.

  8. wanderingnome
    June 2nd, 2011 at 18:07 | #8

    LOL, thebikeisblack! I did refer to them as Karman Gias with delusions of grandeur, which offended a couple of owners! It didn’t make anyone move, though. This is one time I wish that I was driving one of those trucks with the giant tires!

  9. execk2
    June 2nd, 2011 at 18:27 | #9

    Come on you mambies, lean into the car, pop it neutral and push it….

  10. wanderingnome
    June 2nd, 2011 at 18:42 | #10

    Heh, heh, execk2! We would have had to do that with a whole lot of cars. This is the view when you got down past that red number in the middle:

    Porsche 356 Jerks3

    Would have been nice, though! On the plus side, most of these idiots had to back out down the driveway.

  11. execk2
    June 2nd, 2011 at 19:21 | #11

    Come on, you start with the last one and move up, 15 minutes top and it’s done. Are you guys pansies?

  12. wanderingnome
    June 2nd, 2011 at 19:36 | #12

    If I ever find myself in a similar situation I will certainly take your advice!

  13. Lexingtonian
    June 2nd, 2011 at 19:49 | #13

    Well, I will have to say those Porsches are really nice classy cars. But why do that have to be driven by such pompous, classless pricks? A couple brisk trips up and down that road on a motorcycle with a sharp key in hand would stop some of that stupidness.

  14. wanderingnome
    June 2nd, 2011 at 20:29 | #14

    Heh, heh, Lexingtonian!

  15. funk_so_bravo
    June 2nd, 2011 at 20:48 | #15

    WoW Nice Shot..
    Amazing

    I BET YOU WOULD LOVE MY PORSCHE 911 PICTURE.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/hdpicturestudio/4123926224/

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