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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

Ford says the ’93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.

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  1. fthis12345
    July 29th, 2010 at 00:17 | #1

    haha.

  2. GSG9Tactician
    July 29th, 2010 at 01:04 | #2

    epic win!!!!

  3. colourmegone
    July 29th, 2010 at 02:02 | #3

    When are they going to re-release the Edsel?

  4. Lorric101
    July 29th, 2010 at 02:44 | #4

    Ha ha. They should have had a hammock in the back instead :)

  5. eatthebook
    July 29th, 2010 at 03:42 | #5

    “heat and air conditioning so my family can live in it year round”…wow

  6. spraynpray
    July 29th, 2010 at 03:52 | #6

    It’s funny because a new honda is the same, only the engine is smaller.

  7. dointime85
    July 29th, 2010 at 04:17 | #7

    kemp ’90!

  8. orion855
    July 29th, 2010 at 05:04 | #8

    First of all, it was a 3.0 liter and there were no manual shift models.

  9. DimebagsLeftToe
    July 29th, 2010 at 05:20 | #9

    @SugarTomAppleRoger you need to acquire some taste

  10. yookayman
    July 29th, 2010 at 05:42 | #10

    I cannot stop watching that TV advertisement. I must have watched it three times now.

  11. lemmegitsomuhthat
    July 29th, 2010 at 06:21 | #11

    I bought one, but spring in seat poke me in balls. I try take back, but they want more 50 dolar to make nice for my balls. I no have more 50 dolar, so I cut off balls to put on rear mirror, but there no rear mirror… Finally, I so mad, I make sale man eat my balls. America jail more nice than live in car, but now many black man poke me in bottom…

  12. manrightchea
    July 29th, 2010 at 06:48 | #12

    I sprang for the $1000 model that replaces the taped trash bags with glass windows.

  13. NE0NBL00D
    July 29th, 2010 at 07:19 | #13

    you can’t make cup o’ noodles in your car. everyone knows you eat crackers and vienna sausages with your cans of tuna when living in your car.

  14. lawnside82
    July 29th, 2010 at 07:37 | #14

    damn i can fit alot of cup a noodles in there.

  15. rexhunter1
    July 29th, 2010 at 08:30 | #15

    Where can I get this car? it looks amazing for the price. and its NEW

  16. baconhaven
    July 29th, 2010 at 09:19 | #16

    I have a 92 tarus

  17. Trance88
    July 29th, 2010 at 10:03 | #17

    Cool! This one comes pre tenderized. I’d buy one for $650 in a heartbeat!
    I forgot to look for an ad for this durring the super bowl. Damn.

  18. imanerd36
    July 29th, 2010 at 10:14 | #18

    I would by one in a heartbeat for $650.

  19. gredangeo
    July 29th, 2010 at 11:03 | #19

    Comes with a Primus tape? I’ll take one! :)

  20. brennan61
    July 29th, 2010 at 11:36 | #20

    Primus Sucks!

  21. tommysch
    July 29th, 2010 at 11:57 | #21

    Sounds more like a nightmare to me but if you like it…

  22. tommysch
    July 29th, 2010 at 12:37 | #22

    LOL @ you

  23. joker0187
    July 29th, 2010 at 13:24 | #23

    dude, why drive a taurus. geo metros are better : )

  24. fbscj7
    July 29th, 2010 at 13:26 | #24

    Depending on where her family is gonna live in their ’93 Taurus, she might want to spring for the doors that lock!!

  25. MrDetwaa
    July 29th, 2010 at 13:41 | #25

    this can’t be real. fake.

    LOL ^^^ people crack me up when they say these things

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